Pizza for the 99%?

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Can you draft me up a banner for our downtown location?”

Me: “Sure. What did you have in mind?”

Client: “It’s very simple. The Banner will read ‘#Occupy Pizza!’”

Me: “Uh, do you really want to use that as a marketing ploy? I think it has different connotations than you might think—”

Client: “And a picture of a pizza with a tiny slice shaded that says ‘We’re the 99%, so why not enjoy $1 off’, or something like that.”

Me: “Oh boy.”

Source: clientsfromhell

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    That’s actually pretty clever.
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    that’s actually...fucking awesome marketing ploy
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